Of our five children, none of them have a personal brand and none of them have goals of becoming an influencer. Now, before you think this is a post about parenting or some self-congratulatory thing where we’ve kept our kids sheltered from the “big bad world” of being online… it’s none of that. This is […]
Tiny television and a flicker off the hip when you’re getting ready to go to the mall. Thigh highs. College girl hips. All the needs. Happy. Face down. Pillow. Shitty apartment. Coffee when my body makes it. Because my hands make it. Tremble and want and hair that does what it decides that morning. Jap […]
Some people really have no sense of humor. What a weird life that must be. I guess it was fun while it lasted… Maybe not.
The past several months have brought on some changes in my life. Not good ones. Currently, I’m toying with the idea of cataloging them here in hopes that somewhere, someone would get some value or insight or insight into value or valueless insight or whatever. That’s going to happen – but it will be a […]
Some people need to channel the ability to not sound like a complete shmuck. Some people need to stop paying attention to those people. Those people are me. I don’t know why I get so irritated. Maybe it’s time to lean into the delight of watching them shmuck themselves along in a dying business, but… […]
You want the truth, asshole? You’re a joke. You were always a joke and you’ll always be a joke. Your grift was almost believable until you started actually believing it. Fuck you. Fuck the idea that you ever thought we were friends. We weren’t. There was never a chance. You’re an idiot. You were only […]
There’s no reason to eat crappy ramen. Indomie 5 pack of mi goreng ramen… $3.98 at Walmart. CLICK HERE AND GET IT (not an affiliate link.) These cups were $1.50 each. They were procured for my “enjoyment” at a discount – 50 cents each. Still too expensive. The other two (Buffalo Ranch wings and Lemon […]
This was an email I sent to my subscribers. I feel it’s valid and should be put here. If you’d like to subscribe to this list (where I talk about things I don’t necessarily post here,) there is a form in the footer of this site. Now… to the email: I’M BACK! This email “list” is […]
Every post. Every thing. Are you not tired of it? We are. Content. Your life is content. Every thought that comes to you is another way to sell. Must be exhausting. Personality? No. Just sales. Not even your home has a personality. We see the videos. Curated and lame. Good camera angle, though. You talk […]
How much longer can people can “make money” by telling other people who want to actually… you know… MAKE MONEY that the key is being “authentic, unfiltered, glittery, no fucks given, imperfect” or whatever it is the buzzword is before everyone’s heard it and realizes it’s complete and utter bullshit? Your content doesn’t mean shit […]