You Can’t Be Too Good Looking

There are a few “influencers” and “coaches” that I take great umbrage with.

Well – OK. All of them. Men, women, other. ALL.  Shit – it’s not just influencers coaches, it’s most people – but today we’re talking mostly about “coaches” and “influencers.”

Here’s something I’ve noticed, and if the right brigade wants to come and haul me away to a cell in a third world country (Ohio) and rearrange my nipples… well, they can do what they’re going to do.

Yes, that’s right – another post where Jimbo talks about women and get himself into terrible trouble.

Here’s something I’ve noticed about a lot of female “influencers” and “coaches”… none of them have friends better looking than them.

My theory: from a purely strategic perspective, they surround themselves with folks who are slightly uglier so that their prospective audiences see them as accepting and non-threatening.

The rub: You can’t be TOO good looking as a female influencer and expect to harvest the terminally unattractive. If you’re too good looking, you will alienate the people you’re trying to sell to. “She’s too good looking – I could never be in her circle.”

BUT WAIT! SHE HANGS OUT WITH UGLY CHICKS! THERE’S HOPE!

And, sure – call me a misogynist. I’ve been called worse, although that term sure does seem to be one of the most hurtful these days, but maybe that’s another topic.

Now – this also cuts the other way. Men are very much the same, but with different optics.

If anyone reads this and would like me to name names, I’m more than happy to point out a few offenders – but this isn’t about putting individuals on blast.

It’s simply something that has been proven to me through many, many years of observation. As much as I like to run my mouth and play around online and irritate people, I spend MUCH more time cruising around and really seeing what people are up to, who they hang out with and what they do to hide either.

And a lot of women influencers – either deliberately or subconsciously – surround themselves with people who make them look like they’re the top of the food chain.

It’s odd – but demonstrably true.

For guys, it’s a different (albeit similar) issue. Something something penis size something.

Make of it what you will. It’s not like anyone reads this shit.