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How To Make More Money on AirBnB!

“Hey, Ron…”

“Yeah, Tony?”

“I just figured out how to make $110 MORE per guest at our AirBnb.”

“Yeah. Ok. Go ahead, Ron – how can we make more money”

“We buy 2 shitty televisions from Walmart. We keep one under the bed and we put the other one out on the tiny little table in the living room. It’ll be just wide enough that the tv is balanced and good… Until you slam the door. Then…

BOOM!

Fucking TV falls down and breaks.”

“Oh, so we just keep buying TVs from Walmart?”

“No, Ron… The guest is too afraid to leave the TV and complain that WE’RE the idiots. They’ll take the blame, and they replace the TV. $120. Then, we take one of the TV boxes from the new TVs and package up the busted TV…”

“Go on…”

“We package up the busted TV and take it back to Walmart. Now, we have 2 fully functioning televisions and one broken. We just keep cycling through the televisions. We’ll always have 2 perfect machines and 1 broken and we keep getting our money back from Walmart for all the ‘broken’ tv’s they sell us. The people there are dopes and they won’t care. It’s just a cheap-ass TV.”

“I’m liking this, Tony…”

“They’re too afraid of getting a bad review, Walmart can’t do anything but continually give us new, perfectly functioning televisions… or $120 in cold, hard cash or Walmart subs or Natty Daddys.”

“YEAH, TONY – AND THE STUPID TENANTS WILL JUST KEEP BUYING US TELEVISIONS?!?!”

“That’s right, Ron. You get it.”