How To Make More Money on AirBnB!
“Hey, Ron…”
“Yeah, Tony?”
“I just figured out how to make $110 MORE per guest at our AirBnb.”
“Yeah. Ok. Go ahead, Tony. How?”
“Two shitty televisions from Walmart.”
“Go on…”
“One goes under the bed. Backup. The other one goes on that little table in the living room. Just wide enough so it sits there… real nice… until somebody slams the door.”
“And then?”
“BOOM. TV falls. Screen cracks.”
“So we just keep buying TVs?”
“No, Ron. The guest panics. They think THEY broke it. They run to Walmart and buy us a new one before checkout so we don’t leave them a bad review.”
“Oh…”
“Then we take the busted one out of the trash and back to Walmart in the new box.”
“Refund.”
“Refund.”
“So we always have two good TVs…”
“…and one broken one.”
“Tony…”
“Yeah, Ron?”
“I think we just invented television.”
